Last Sunday this little tweeker chick came to the door asking for money to go to gymnastics competition in Italy.  She said her Grandparents were paying for half but she had to raise the other half.  Wait a tick.  First of all Italians don’t do gymnastics and second meth heads don’t go to Italy!  I told her I was broke but I have some crystal if she wanted that.  She said “okay” so she came in and we partied for awhile.  Chico’s own Blake Anderson has self-published his travel diary, “Cock Tales: Memoirs of a Dickhead.”  I know, I know you are all rolling your eyes and giving a bemoaning groan.  But to tell you the truth if you can get past the terrible title, cover, spelling and grammatical errors (obviously you can if you are reading this) it is a surprisingly good read.  He does a good job of describing exotic and not so exotic locals punctuated with spats of juvenile humor.

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