Popular elf historian and author Sore Throat to stop by Chico on world tour book signing at Chico Cabaret on Dec. 21 and 22 at midnight.
Mysterious and reclusive elf historian Sore Throat isn’t so reclusive that he can’t stop by Chico on his world book signing tour this December. “Well, I’ll be passing by Chico on my way to scenic Redding anyway. I got relatives there.” said Sore Throat under conditions of anonymity.

Peace be with ye all.

Handsome Gorgeous

- In the beginning the Earth was inhabited by majestic elves. In the beginning the elves were happy and used their special powers for good… like they could make sweet toys and make just about any thing taste like peppermint and oh yeah, they could conjure spirits and had mind control. That was before the great meteor and the alien seed that came with it. That was before the Humans.

-Excerpt from, “Three Hundred Million Years of Culture Lost and all

I Got was This Shirt!” By Elf Historian Sore Throat.

I’m gonna have to do a little detective work and check this guy out for myself. Gotta go to a baby shower now, however, i well blog more on the phone interview with Sore Throat later.

In the mean time check out this video.